The disclaimer at the God’s Little Ones reads: “Warning if you have had an abortion or miscarriage this page may be hard to view. If you choose to proceed you may want a tissue box near by.” The site also feature dolls in various stages of “gestation.” The photo below shows dolls ranging from eight to eighteen weeks.And while it might be true that we’re all created in His image, “creation” costs more for some of us than others: “Models available in pink, tan and brown skin tones others available upon request add $10.00 for brown as it is a more expensive pigment.”
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Toys R Us puts elf toys in the science section
Madeline Ashby sends us this photo of "Elf" toys filed away in the Toys "R" Us "Science" section, noting, "My husband and I braved Toys R' Us on the final Sunday before Christmas to bring the happy mutants this FAIL. Our theory is that Toys R' Us committed a classic logic fallacy: science = nerdy; elves = nerdy; elves = science. It's the only explanation we can think of for what is an epic failure of toy taxonomy."Educational Toy FAIL (Thanks, Madeline!)
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Kris Kuksi is an artist who almost redefines the word intricacy, and does so recycling toys, figurines, mechanical parts and other thrown away objects and discarded detritus. Like a maestro modelist who’s dabbled with too many mild-altering substances, Kuksi has an outlandish attention to detail, and as such is able to create surreal and macabre worlds, the bizarre quality of which is haunting – even hallucinatory.
A Tribute to the Madness of Beethoven
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To some, Kuksi’s work evokes ancient-looking stonework brought to life, perhaps, under the chisel of a master artisan; to others his unearthly creations appear almost frozen in time. To us, this is palpably outsider art, the painstaking handiwork of one who feels alienated from the world he has found himself inhabiting. It’s no surprise to learn that Kuksi leads a completely nocturnal lifestyle.
Anglo-Parisian Barnstormer
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“I feel that in the world today much of mankind is oftentimes a frivolous and fragile being driven primarily by greed and materialism,” the artist states. “I hope that my art exposes the fallacies of Man, unveiling a new level of awareness to the viewer.”
Churchtank Type 7C
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Undoubtedly, modern materialism sprang from the seeds of industrialism, so it’s interesting that Kuksi should be “inspired by the industrial world, all the rigidity of machinery, the network of pipes, wires, refineries, etc. Then I join that with an opposite of flowing graceful, harmonious, and pleasing design of the Baroque and Rococo”.
Imminent Utopia
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Such incongruous stylistic juxtapositions are mirrored in the mishmash of the materials Kuksi uses, “pop culture effluvia like plastic model kits, injection moulded toys, dolls, plastic skulls, knick-knack figurines, miniature fencing, toy animals, mechanical parts and ornate frames or furniture parts.”
Antics and Mechanical Frolic
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The fact that it is toys specifically that Kuksi recycles is hard to ignore. He experienced a difficult upbringing characterised by “seclusion” and “isolation”, where “open country, sparse trees, and later alcoholic stepfathers, perhaps paved the way for an individual saturated in imagination and introversion.” Innocence lost likely made the material trappings of a child soon lose their lustre.
Sub-Sonic Dissidence Propulsion Device
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In his art, in his adulthood, fantasy became a new reality; the grotesque, beautiful. Steampunk is one genre many of his pieces seem to fit into; the artist himself has likened his work to “an explosion in Hieronymus Bosch’s attic.”
The Beast of Babylon
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And if his sculptures seem out of time, almost petrified, it’s because their 3D textures spurn the depthless character of mainstream American culture, in favour of a more timeless – and entirely other – world.
Caravan Assault Apparatus
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Kris Kuksi’s works have been featured in numerous exhibitions in galleries and museums around the world including the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery. You can visit his website here.
Fantasma
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Most people only need to look at design's reigning sex symbol Yves Béhar to get excited, but for those of you who need a bit more stimulation, you can now make Béhar a part of your most intimate moments by employing his Form 2 vibrator. The vaguely bunny-shaped Form 2 is a collaboration between Béhar's fuseproject and Ethan Imboden of Jimmyjane (known for its many candy-colored pleasure-delivering devices).
The Form 2 takes a two-pronged approach to the vibrator, giving its user what they're calling "Sensation in Stereo." The "ears" can be positioned independently like a Gumby action figure for maximum, um, range, and the entire thing is made from phthalate-free platinum silicone to be completely waterproof. There's even a cute iPod-esque docking station for charging and it can operate UP TO SEVEN HOURS on a single charge.
And here's another valuable bit of information for your morning: Apparently during the development process (seen above, with Béhar demonstrating the device's powerful ergonomic grip), Form 2 became known as "Little Perky," but, they say, "you can name yours whatever you like." Can we name ours Yves?
Not exactly a good likeness though, is it? It looks more Karl Malden than Roman Polanski to me...
