Christoga - Christian Yoga (no, really)

Have you ever wanted to try out yoga, but had your devout Christian sensibilities offended by all that nasty Hindu stuff?  Then worry no more - Christoga is here!

Christoga is yoga for Christians.  Yoga stripped of everything that makes it... well, yoga.

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No, this isn't an Onion-style parody, this is a real response from bonkers Christians who were worried that Baby Jesus would pitch them into the eternal fires of hell if they took up yoga.  Scary isn't it?