Looking for that extra-special gift?
Then look no further.
This "Bacon grease glass vase (scented)" is being offered for sale on ebay, and at the time of posting has already attracted two bids. A highly unusual item, this is sure to make the ideal gift for the bacon grease connoisseur in your life. But don't delay - you only have five days left to bid...
The seller's description:
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"Want to preserve the scent of bacon in your home at all times?
This glass vase (that includes its first layer of bacon grease!) is the perfect way to store your bacon grease.
The vase itself, 7 inches tall with a 4-inch diameter mouth at the top, is glass, but already tinted with the scent of fresh bacon. The grease itself is 1.5 inches deep, from a pound of bacon made on Friday, February 19. (Which means it's still fresh!)
With this vase, you'll be able to keep the grease forever, which means you can let your nose enjoy the smell of bacon any time of day. You'll also prevent those nasty accidental spills of grease down your drain. (And who wants that?)
Use this vase as a way to start your bacon grease collection. Add to it every time you make bacon and eggs for breakfast--you can start your own collection of grease in a layered display (like those sand art crafts you used to love as a kid). If you want, we'll even add another layer of bacon grease before we ship this product.
Admit it--a bacon grease collection is something you never thought you'd need, but now that you've heard about it, you really want to get started!
Save your drain! Save the smell! Save the bacon grease!"
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