Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

It'd never happen at a National Trust property!

Read the full story at the Telegraph website. I like the reassuring quote from the English Heritage spokesman that "This was a very rare incident".

 

Penis pants part two

 
As is so often the case in the world of fashion, it turns out that the 'new' penis pants are just another example of old stuff coming back into fashion.  It seems that Eldridge Cleaver (yes, THAT Eldridge Cleaver!) had the whole penis pants thang going on back in the 70s...  How bizarre is that?

Again, via Dangerous Minds, the internet's foremost source all things Penis Pants.

Alien vs. Pooh - this is brilliant!

Thanks to Sassybritches for the heads up.

Pets do the funniest things - like bringing home a human head

Pet dog took home a human head

2010/02/19

POLICE in King William’s Town have called on anyone missing a male relative to help identify a head found in a village about 10km outside the town.

The head was found by a dog, and dragged to its owner’s house.

A Ndevana resident said she got the shock of her life on Sunday when her dog arrived at her home carrying the grisly find.

The resident immediately alerted the police.

Police spokesperson Captain Thozama Solani said the head was badly decomposed, but still had flesh on it.

“It has been kept at a State mortuary in Bhisho.”

Solani said there were no reports of missing people in the area and police were baffled as to where the dog found the head.

A forensic team has been trying to determine what happened to the body.

She said at this stage police were not sure if the body had been buried or not.

Families with missing relatives are asked to go to the Bhisho mortuary and identify the head. — Msindisi Fengu

 

Woman with no vagina gets pregnant after blow job and knifing | Boing Boing

A simple case of miraculous conception

By Maggie Koerth-Baker at 1:45 PM February 1, 2010

Never bring your uterus to a knife fight. I think that's how the old adage goes, or perhaps, how it should go.

NCBI ROFL reports on the strange story of a woman with no vagina, who nevertheless managed to end up "with child", apparently thanks to giving a blow job, followed by receiving a stab wound. Trust me, you'll want to read the full summary. The case report is real and comes from a 1988 issue of the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology.

Man dressed in animal skin shot dead during hunt | Telegraph

A Greek man dressed in animal hide was mistakenly shot dead while out hunting wild boar for a Christmas dinner.

By Paul Anast in Athens 

The countryside in the Noughties: A wild boar
Man was mistaken for a wild boar Photo: CHRISTOPHER JONES

Police said members of a shooting party made up of families opened fire when Christos Constantinou, 49, moved through the undergrowth.

They are thought to have been confused by the fact the victim was disguised in dark goat skins, which are used to camouflage and to mislead their prey.

The groups had fanned out in pairs of two to track down an animal for the traditional festive dinner when the accident happened.

Police in the northern Greek town of Nemea, Chalkidiki, said Mr Constantinou was pronounced dead upon arrival at hospital.

Two unidentified men, aged 25 and 28, were detained and were being questioned.

The moral of this story: keep away from hunts when dressed in animal skins.

Disney World in Florida twinned with... Swindon | The Guardian

Micky Mouse

Disney World in Florida has selecting Swindon as the first twin town in its 38-year history. Photograph: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

To some visitors, perhaps the only vaguely magic thing in Swindon is the seven-island road junction beside the fire station, which is so baffling it has been branded the "magic roundabout". But that hasn't stopped Disney World in Florida selecting the Wiltshire town as the first twin town in its 38-year history.

The other parallels are equally hard to fathom – the Orlando theme park counts Mickey Mouse, Pluto and Snow White among it denizens, while Swindon boasts Melinda Messenger, Mark Lamarr and Billie Piper. But Disney executives today yesterday chose Swindon ahead of 24 other British towns, including Blackpool, which at least has a rollercoaster, and Brighton, which has a helter-skelter and a ghost train.

Perhaps tellingly, the Disney executives picked Swindon not by visiting, but by watching a video slideshow produced by resident Rebecca Warren, 20.

She managed to draw implausible but ingenious parallels between a local zoo and the Animal Kingdom section of Disney World, her local cinema and Disney's vast Hollywood Studio, and the famous roundabout and Disney's teacup ride.

"She made us laugh," said Dave Coombs, a Disney World spokesman, celebrating a clever piece of public relations for the theme park, whose slogan is "Where dreams come true".

Warren said: "I still cannot believe that my entry has been selected – it's fantastic. What a great opportunity for Swindon."

Her prize involves a trip with her nephew, Aaron, 11, and niece, Amy, five, to Florida to unveil a "Walt Disney World twinned with Swindon" plaque.

In January, Disney World will send a parade of characters to "bring a whole lot of Disney magic" to the town. The opportunity to claim twinned status only lasts a year.

"I can't believe that Swindon has won despite the bad press," said Anne Snelgrove, the South Swindon Labour MP, who was quick to try to turn the announcement to political advantage. "I am sure I could nominate seven Tory councillors to play the seven dwarves. Their budget-setting is totally Mickey Mouse."

Man with sexual fetish for slurry jailed | Telegraph

A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm

David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm, covered himself in the waste and was seen masturbating, a court heard.

He was caught just weeks after he was released from a previous prison sentence for a similar offence.

Truscott was arrested in the early hours of November 9 when he was found by police sitting in manure at the same farm.

He was charged with breaching the terms of a restraining order stopping him from visiting the farm and jailed for another 20 weeks.

A police spokesman said the family that lived at the farm - a husband and wife and two young children - have been left ''terrified''.

"This it was an extremely rare crime and we are doing everything we can," he said. ''This is very unusual and we appreciate it's going on for so long it is very frustrating for the family concerned.''

Truscott, of Redruth, Cornwall, was jailed for 16 weeks at Truro Crown Court in October after he admitted harassment.

The court heard he is regularly found at the farm in Camborne, Cornwall.

On one occasion a milking parlour had been entered and he had stripped down to his pants and climbed into a huge vat of manure.

Truscott was jailed for three years in 2005 after admitting causing three fires at the farm which destroyed a farm and killed a cow.

Speaking in 2005 defence counsel Michael Melville-Shreeve said Truscott was a ''sad, isolated, peculiar man with peculiar habits'' who ''definitely needed help''.

 

Gang killed victims to extract their fat | The Guardian

Peruvian police arrest suspects who allegedly drained their victims and sold liquid as an anti-wrinkle treatment

criminal gang in peru kill for human fat trafficking

The remains of victims that were allegedly kidnapped and killed by a criminal gang in the jungle of Peru for human fat trafficking. Photograph: National Police Of Peru/EPA

A Peruvian gang that allegedly killed people and drained fat from their corpses for use in cosmetics may have been inspired by a grisly Andean legend.

Hilarió Cudeña Simon, the alleged ringleader, linked the crimes to tales of demonic assassins, known as Pishtacos, who purportedly waylaid victims in pre-Columbian times, police said.

Peru reacted with revulsion and horror to reports that scores of peasants may have been butchered by the gang, which was said to have operated in Huánuco, a rural province dotted with Inca temples between the jungle and Andean peaks.

Colonel Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's anti-kidnapping police, said Cudeña and three other suspects were in custody and that another seven gang members were being hunted.

The jailed men have confessed to killing five people, but police suspect the number of victims is far higher, with 60 people reported missing in Huánuco this year alone. Two of the suspects were arrested at a bus station in the capital, Lima, carrying bottles of liquid fat which they claimed were worth up to £36,000 a gallon.

At a news conference police displayed two bottles of fat, which laboratory tests confirmed were human. "The fat was extracted from the thorax and thighs," said Eusebio Felix Murga, chief of police of Dirincri district. Police also showed a photo of the rotting head of a 27-year-old male victim discovered last month in a coca-growing valley.

Police said they received a tip four months ago about a trade in human fat, which exported the amber liquid to Europe as anti-wrinkle cream. In addition to the alleged ringleader the suspects were named as Segundo Castillejos Agüero, Marcos Veramendi Princípe and Enadina Estela Claudio. They have been charged with homicide, criminal conspiracy, illegal firearms possession and drug trafficking.

The alleged plot has evoked comparisons to Patrick Süskind's novel Perfume in which a killer distills the essence of his victims into a jar. Others compare it to the film Fight Club in which a character played by Brad Pitt steals bags of human fat from a liposuction clinic to make soap.

The gang have been nicknamed the Pishtacos after the ruthless assassins of indigenous Quechua legend who ambushed solitary victims and drained their fat as an offering to gods to make the land fertile. Another version depicts them as cannibal bandits who ate the skin and sold the fat. The stories date back to before the European conquest.

The suspects allegedly would sever victims' heads, arms and legs, remove organs and suspend torsos from hooks above candles, which warmed the flesh as the fat dripped into tubs below. Members claimed other gangs were engaged in similar killings.

Medical experts said human fat had cosmetic applications to keep skin supple, but were sceptical about an international black market. "It doesn't make any sense, because in most countries we can get fat so readily and in such amounts from people who are willing to donate," Adam Katz, a professor of plastic surgery at the University of Virginia medical school, told the Associated Press.

Peruvians expressed shock that grisly Andean legends they heard from their grandparents could turn out to have a modern twist. "It's really incredible that killers like this could exist today," said one contributor to the newspaper Peru21.