Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle

It'd never happen at a National Trust property!

Read the full story at the Telegraph website. I like the reassuring quote from the English Heritage spokesman that "This was a very rare incident".

 

Cow seduces Indonesian man

Please note: this is not the actual cow

An 18-year-old Indonesian man caught having sex with a cow explained how the cow posed as a beautiful young woman and seduced him: "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her".  He got a fine while the poor cow was drowned...

Do Androids Sleep with Electric Sheep?

 
'Do Androids Sleep with Electric Sheep: Critical Perspectives on Sexuality and Pornography in Science and Social Fiction' by the monochrom collective is the latest book from the legendary RE/Search publications.

You can find more information (and order a copy) on the RE/Search website.

The more feminists distrust science, the more women look like fools | Blag Hag

There's an interesting post over at blaghag.com about the less-than-open-minded attitude of some feminists towards science.

 

Gay men have bigger willies - scientifically proved

Here's the proof.

Light your fire with this prehistoric dildo

At more that 30,000 years old, this siltstone phallus is the world's oldest sex toy, and in a multi-functional twist that would put Ann Summers to shame, it could also be used to start fires.  The full story can be found over at the NY Daily News.

10% of under-25s think it's OK to text during sex

Surely they mean it's OK to have sex whilst texting?

Asbestos in Sex killed Malcolm McLaren

According to Malcolm McLaren's partner Young Kim (pictured last year with McLaren in Paris) it was asbestos from McLaren's infamous King's Road punk shop Sex that caused the mesothelioma that killed him.  Quoted in an article in The Independent on Sunday, Kim's assertion in backed up by Ben Westwood who says his mother Vivienne - then McLaren's partner - recalled seeing asbestos in Sex.

Actually, Facebook doesn't cause syphilis after all

2010 is shaping up as a good year for Facebook scare stories.  Earlier this month the rabidly right-wing Daily Mail exposed Facebook as a den of drooling paedophiles waiting to prey on its readers' innocent young darlings, only to have to correct the story later in the face of threats of legal action from Facebook.  Then this week a story that claimed Facebook use was responsible for an increase in the spread of syphilis was picked up by the usual suspects among the UK "news"papers.

Now I'd like to think that most readers of 23narchy.com are more than capable of spotting these kinds of silly stories a mile off, but for a complete dissection of the nonsense behind the headlines, have a look at Ben Goldacre's excellent post on his Bad Science blog.

Dutch nurses refuse patients' demands that care should include sexual services

Dutch nurses: Care does not include sex

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.

The union, NU'91, is calling the campaign "I Draw The Line Here," with an advert that features a young woman covering her face with crossed hands.

The union said in a statement Thursday that the campaign follows a complaint it had received in the last week from a 24-year-old woman who said a 42-year-old disabled man asked her to provide sexual services as part of his care at home.

The young woman witnessed some of the man's other nurses offering him sexual gratification, the union said. When she refused to do the same, he tried to dismiss her on the grounds that she was unfit to provide care.

"This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses," NU'91 said.

The case has been reported to police, the union added.

(Reporting by Ben Berkowitz, editing by Paul Taylor)